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ELIZABETH NG
1/2 FAHRION
3/4 CRUNCHCRUNCH
BBALLER
190893
elizabethng1993
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Ahh today in the morn n all throughout lessons I was high high high! Performed de skit again..i always seem to do skit ah. Went rather well. I think sumei say ms tang was impressed my my sarongs hahaa. Dokay rite.after assembly we asked to stay back cos we came to de hall late.n assembly talk was about sex ahaha. Masterbedding yuckx)) After we were dismiss I didn’t go back to class to take my stuff as I normally did n ate with de balers.just finished when we were called for team talk by de sec 3s.they ask us to change in 3mins which was lyk omg impossible for me cos only I was not in my pe and did not have my pe with me in classs so I had to rush rush rush to class to get my stuff, rush rush rush to pack my stuff, rush rush rush back to de canteen n again rushed to change into my p.e. I hardly even packed my bags la. All my books are still chucked (Eunice I noe watcha ya thinking hahaa =D) under my table n I didn’t even bring my hw back home! Plus I still had to pass up my du hou gan which was all done so now I gonna minus 2 marks D: its horrible considering I always just pass everything with a word of Chinese on them.while I was changing which I was trying to do uber fast, my fone wallet n other stuff crashed out of my pocket onto the floor n there was jiahui n sarah rushing me to hurry up cos seniors were pumping us 1 pushup/sec .=/ I aint no superwoman okae though I wanna be. Heh.

In total I took 5 mins which normally is the total time I take in de toilet.gahh I overshot by 2 mins which is 120 pushup for my teamies. Damn damn damn damn damn. I seem more emo this days. i cry like no one business some times just over kachamputeh matters. My tears just seem to wanna flow.but giving my teamies 120 extra pushups I feel seriously horrible n guilty. Like its all my fault=( so I was wiping my tears n covering my eyes at de same time n didn’t see this container of water with I stinky smelly cloth inside. N yes I tripped over it n de water spilled on my leg which was eww gross. Yucks then in de team talk seniors keep saying how we take our own sweet time to change/ gather... I was chionging lyk siao already ah but dey probably didn’t noe so it aint exactly their fault. I was in no mood to explain anyway=
During trnin jiao lian was lyk saying me fa pi qi. I was lyk question mark. emo = fa pi qi? I dtill had no mood to explain or even ask ask so I zipped my mouth n listen. My teamies cheered me up in de trnin=) den after tad when jiao lian was talking to just de sec1s he ask me wad happen to me just now why I so angry till kick the erm.. thing. Hahaa cutie I would nvr kick anything no matter how angry I m n if I ever get to such a state u can gladly send me to anger management course. When I’m angry I not violent wan la I may de most just ignore or smth but nvr kick! I just tripped, tripped, tripped, tripped, tripped(: so for peeps who think I’m very violent. This shld clear de air=) ahh i feel so proud of myself LOL i used photoshop for the first time n voila!

















okae aint tad preety n yes i use mostly retarded photos.heh(: okae so we got through the first round of bollywood auditions. nxt wan is nxt thrus which means i've gotta skip abit of trnin again=\ on wed we're goin to st. anthony's to learn some moves ah. thx cherie=D anyway seems lyk my wallets lost forever)'= been checking with whitesands recently.. no kind soul has decided to return it. poo.

anyway i didnt get to watch de last two guys match. ahh i wna go support. sherm told me the results of the ahs match(: thx maine but i'm ot exactly sure de results still sarah jh n i got different versions of the score heh. n de match b4 tis with bedok north was nice. i'm joining the fan clubs(: they played great. anyway i met rizvan there hahaa half a year nvr see him.he came up to me at de canteen suddenly n ask me wad was my aggrigate was -.- ahh but he so friendly! he ended up toking to jill, jun jie etc n even go back with em! hahaa he pro kia la=)

ahh n last night i watched when the stanger calls. aint tad scary cos 99% of the time the erm evil guy aint there. and i think my pmsing has stop so yay^^for cme i'm supposed to find info bout elizaebth choy n my results so far have come out to zero=| i have not seen kizzi for lyk 2 weeks now.ahh i miss her): oh and gen i dun wan ya to go='( 1. Starting Time: 11.07pm

2. Full Name: Elizabeth ng wei ting (:

3.Best Friend(s): aces + seesat = <33

4.Sexiest Friend: tams.chao sexy nia=)

5. Funniest Friend(s): every1 in seesat +aces actually^^

6. Smartest friends: not sure hahaa

7. Dumbest Person: =)

8. Shyest Friend: …

9. Most boring person: my shadow zzz
10. Who Do you get advice from: my advisor Jordan!(: lol

11. Height: a depressing 1.56m
12. Date Of Birth:190893

13. Righty / Lefty : righty

15. Shoe Size? : depends o.O northstar 5, nike 8, new balance 7.5, converse 5.5 LOL

16.Shoe Brand: many many

17. Do you Crack any Body Parts: none(:

18. Siblings: kor n jie

21. Boy Friend/Girl Friend: les mate n gay mate(:

22. Crush: I think?

23. Liked a Teacher: JIN SONG! Ahaha x)

24. Ate a Tub of Ice Cream: bit by bit yea but long time ago

25.Ran Into a Glass Door: banged into mirror n tries\d to lean back on what in thought was glass which turned out to be thin air n I squashed my fone to death =X

29. Gone Skinny Dipping: nope

30. Nearly hit by a car: got hit once this year =/

31. Ran into a parked car: amazingly no=)

Girls Fill Out About Guys

35. Boxers or Briefs: Box box boxers! LOL

36. Tall or Short : medium not too tall for me x)

37. Does size matter: yep. Preferably tall, strong, muscular n sexy hahaa but not panjang. jkjk

38. Six-pack or Muscular Arms: both =))

39. Body or Personality: personality. [:

40.Ear Pierced or Not : optional

41. Sporty or Outdoorsy: isnt it the same?

42. Good or Bad guy: pai kai can but not gangster kinda bad

Guys Fill Out on girls:
47. G or hipster undies: -nil-
48. Tall or Short : -nil-
49. Long Hair or Short:-nil-
50.Dark or Light Eyes: -nil-
51. Light/Dark Hair:-nil-
52. Body or Personality:-nil-
53. Ears Pierced or Not: -nil-
55. Good Girl/Bad Girl: -nil-
56.Hair Up or Down : -nil-
57. Sporty or Classy: -nil-
58. Chicken or Not Afraid : -nil-

Which One is Better

59. Coke or pepsi: pepsi

60. K.F.C or Mcdonalds: macs

61. Cats or Dogs: dogs x)

62. Coffee or Tea : neither

63. Eastside or westside: east!

64.Vanilla or chocolate: chocs

65. Cake or Cookies: cookies

66. Purple striped Lime socks or white socks: purple striped lime socks. Ah-dorable^^

67. Sunset or Sunrise: sunset.

68. Day or Night: Day..

69. Lights on or off : off

70. Summer or Winter: summer to tan, winter for snow

Your favourite
71. Food: yellow corns hahaa. nahhh

73. Holiday destination: paris Hawaii hong kong etc

74. Radio Station: 933,987,980

75. Place: not sure ahhh

In The Future

76. Will you believe in Christ: yep

77. What you want to be when u grow up: not a clue

Random Questions
78. Define Love: love = <333

80. Favourite Place: this aint helping. Still a question mark.

81. Favourite day(s) of the week:Thurs, sats

82. Bedtime: 12 - 1

84.Satan or God or atheist: God(:

85. Do you love someone right now: everyone<33

86. Do you care about someone: everyone

87. Do you think of someone everyday: yep ppl I miss n almost everyone in seesat top20 most talk-a-bout list(: hahaa

89. Do you think someone is special in any way: yes

90. Finishing time: 12.03 LOL I took long.. =(( i lost my wallet again! gah.. my 3rd wallet lost this year n the 4th time i gna make my ez link again.damn it seems lyk whenever i bring lotsa money out i will lose my wallet. all my neos are gone too along with 40bucks. my fone memory ccard seems to haf prob too. gosh smth bout format problem n they have to erase memory but whenever i try there seems to be an error

anyway trnin today was alrite.nvr ran this much in a longg time.n i chopped my first ever 3pointer today =))) yes the weakling me normally airs D: hahaa.open hse seems lyk onli haf peeps fm fengshan. one guy even thought we we fm track! after trnin went to de bball 'noticeboard' based on feli there's supposedly a yuck foto of me D: but feli point out to me n i i look ok la so tads heng.(: de new bball cher i forgot her name asked me when i was checking out the board if i was a bball player n what sch i was fm when i was wearing dhs bball jersey DD:

*that cher puts arm round my shoulder*
that cher:ni3 da3 lan1 qui3 de4 mah1 ?
me:*nods*
that cher:she3 me4 xue1 xiao4 ?
me: errrrrr..... de1 ming2!
*o.O then looks at the jersey*

hahaa pretty wierd x) den craped the time away n left for haising with eunice, sumei n sher.ahh its a waste of money goin there n sumore they've got tickets worth 5bucks n nothing to spend on.so we ended up just buying candy floss.walked to whitesands n ate n tads where i lost my prettaye wallet jiahui kindly given me)': i didnt even noe ah. den shopped n we went to this fashion for pure fun (: none of us even bought an outfit fm there before. i helped sumei choose 2 sets clothing, sher helped me, eunice helped sher n sumei helped eunice. in short we helped each other chose clothes for fun den we gave the clothing to that person n we try it on=) yep it was free size anyway. the clothes we chose we pretty outrageous.i helped sumei pick this pink army skirt with his skimpy top =O and and and ah i forgot. sher got me this dress in black n pink n a lian army tank with gay laces with a white skirt.i help eunice n sumei choose clothes for their peeps (: so it was fun fun fun.so wad i notice is that sumei doesnt pull the shirt much so it looks well short n high well sher weres her top by pulling them real long. hahaa or was it the size of the de shirts? when we came out n all four of us didnt bought a single outfit the aunty looked angry but some outfits i will nvr wear in real life ah.

anyway i would like to declare that sher has an obsession with clothes/accesories with crowns on them! she got crown shirt, crown necklace, crown jacket, crown crown crown crown crown. queen !kung sher =D hahaa yes you'll probably kill me for this =X

oh tad day i went to watch the guys match at AHS.great match so hiong. i was so jing zhang can. they we matching point for point ah. wah i nervous till grabed /pinch /bit :D poked /squeezed /murdered rachels hand.den everytime we win them i screem lyk siao hahaa. i was high. Ytd was Idmi hmm.quite successful ah I think LOL though I was totally unprepared. Had to memorise this entire chunk bout pesticides o.O n it seemed 5 out of the 6 grp went out of point with special special thanks to siva. He tell us that pesticides is a good topic to work on la. BLOODY SIVA. Then consultation kept telling us how he think we’re gna get band 3 n 4s. but I cldn’t help looking at his LONG lashes throughout. It is seriously so long la. Lyk he applies mascara.

Den afterwards I was gna head home when Gillian ask me to go to KFC to discuss the Chinese proj thing. We were lyk all asking where is sumei cos she in the grp too la then some peeps told us she went home already ah. =/ so now she is angry at me=(( hmph I dun even noe why. green is well.. sumei n purple is me. No matter wad.. soree la sumei.
eh
ytd you also went kfc isit
ya
u leave so early i nvr see u=((
i'm sure i left early
i was still stuck in 1A classroom
i left early
so true
o.O
you all never bother to check
i duno u do wad mahs
and now everybody say I PANGSEH THEM
what shit
i noe de video thing but i walk by the class room alot of time i nvr see u only saw hang yin
=(
i second row what
sorry ah
got use meh
everybody having fun at kfc then i got to go home alone
we not having fun la we go there suppose to discuss chinese proj ok.
and leave me out right ahh depressing depressing day=( we lost n seeing everyone cry makes me wanna cry even more. gahh dang i'm becoming so emo nowadays ah. feel sad real easy ah n i cried loads today. after de match n when i lost my phone for bout 1half hr='(

but i realli have to thak n apologise to some peeps today yep. ppl who came down to support us, sher for bringing me another flower, peeps who tried to help me find me find my fone. thank you loads. u guys helped me alot. i had 50+ miss calls in total while trying to find my fone.

sarah sorry for the boring boring ride u had with me home.i guess i needed some quietness for awhile.eunice i made u pei wo find fone till u had to skip lunch too. n everyone else who helped me with de fone. i totally wasted yr time ah esp my grp. we shld have been practicing instead. sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry=(

kizzii is also gone=( zomg. i miss her already ): she's at my gram's.

LOL tis is cute so i decided to find for the entire SEESAT!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elizabeth!
The fingerprints of elizabeth are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into elizabeth.
Elizabeth can sleep for three and a half years.
Neil Armstrong first stepped on elizabeth with his left foot.
Elizabeth can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
Scientists have discovered that elizabeth can smell the presence of autism in children.
Pacman was originally called elizabethman!
Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than elizabeth.
The eye of an ostrich is bigger than elizabeth!
In Chinese, the sound 'elizabeth' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sherlyn!
It's bad luck to put sherlyn on a bed!
The first sherlyn was made in 1853, and had no pedals!
Only twelve people have ever set foot on sherlyn.
The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten sherlyn!
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is sherlyn.
Sherlyn has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with sherlyn and water!
Sherlyn can turn her stomach inside out!
Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and sherlyn are all berries.
Americans discard enough sherlyn to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sumei!
Sumei will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
In Japan, sumei can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
If you lace sumei from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
Sumei cannot jump.
Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in sumei!
All swans in England belong to sumei!
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of sumei.
Every day in the UK, four people die putting sumei on.
The only Englishman to become sumei was Nicholas Breakspear, who was sumei from 1154 to 1159!
Sumei can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tongwei!
Tongwei is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to tongwei.
Tongwei has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
If you blow out all the candles on tongwei with one breath, your wish will come true.
Some birds use tongwei to orientate themselves during migration.
Tongwei can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
The Eskimos have over fifty words for tongwei.
In her entire life, tongwei will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
If you drop tongwei from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
It's bad luck to put tongwei on a bed.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eunice!
The fingerprints of eunice are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
The eye of an ostrich is bigger than eunice!
All swans in England belong to eunice.
Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of eunice, and frequently rise to the surface for air! In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and eunice.
Eunice can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
Eunice cannot swim.
Eunice is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
The liquid inside eunice can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
Eunice is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.

lol the info seems to repeat itself. ahh it's total crap x))

lol see wad i can do on evil days




hahaa so cute x) i m retarded



lol not so sucessful this time. *SLAP*

hahaa so pai seh as i watched the person in the shop keep adjusting back the head to original position lol i felt evil x) changed skin. yellow(: happy unlike wad i felt today.i guess its PMS=\ gahh. so unlucky today ah=(( woke up late today, missed de bus, got on 358 which was takin the longer route den 3 tad was just behind it, topped up ez-link which caused me to miss de train, reached aljunied wasted$6 bucks on a taxi to get me to sch cos i was so late n it took de same amount of time to get there as i normally did w/o it. when i got to sch i was late. msged eunice to ask where was de brefing held n noticed my fone had a humongous crack in it=(( i had to snap it back into place.by the time i got there i was seriously depressed la)): i was supposed to meet eunice n tamp n once again i made her wait for me again till she left w/o me. argh she called me after i msged her n i ignored it. i didnt feel lyk tokin or explainin. i just felt so so bad.

on the bus to pasir ris park things was just as unlucky. my unzipped bag crashed onto the floor n everything fell out. den my drink spilled on my seat n i cldn't sit on it. i guess that was my breaking point=( i felt seriously horrible n stupid.

after tad it was kinda boring but i pretty much cheered up. after tad SEESA when to whitesands where we ate n shopped abit. i bought more hairbands! LOL angela n sher bought fake hair extensions o.O i haf 1 at home in pink=) hahaa they went to my hse n played with kizzii(: oh yes kizzi went for groomin n cut her hair n now she looks small. den went to my old hse where they looked around cos its just nxt to downtown east. at downtown we took lots n lots of gay fotos!(: hahaa real gay ah
uber retarded LOL(:









superman wannabe=))








MUACKS<33







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our lips are sealed =X







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lol shant post de rest but here is one of de gay pics fm another day(:


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hahaa. oh yes i haf not blog bout the tourneys! yep we won tampinese n tanjang katong but lost to bedok north=( now left dunman sec. if we win em we get into the second round.if they we they get in so its either us or them,thinking about it its raher freaky= i m scared=(

oh yes another thing the tanent of the hse wans us to move out or give kizzii away cos the wife is a malay n well.. dey dun relli lyk it): gahh i dunno how la. i wanna keep kizzii which means we have to move but movin is xin4 ku2 n expensive so how.ahhh anyone wanna help take care of kizzi for lyk erm 2mths? POO=((

oh yes compare my unlucky day to last tues. i got a scored two goals, jia hui gave me a wallet for free(:, i scored 2 goals against tk n i got a flower! lol thank you jia hui n sher!

You Are 64% Happy

You are a very happy person. Generally, you feel content and that all is right with the world. Occasionally, you have a down day - but you have the ability to pick yourself right back up.

Your 1950s Name is:

Gwendolyn Shirley